Of Lightsabers and Klingons

phosphorescentt:

septemberism94:

why test on animals when there are prisons full of rapists

because the prisons aren’t actually full of rapists

the rapists run free and the prisons are full of people charged with weed possession

huffingtonpost:

Jon Stewart’s Priceless Response To Fox News On Ferguson

Jon Stewart is back from vacation, and he’s not wasting any time going after one of his favorite targets: Fox News.

Watch his the full brilliant 10  minute monologue on racism and Ferguson  here. 

randomtues:

And we are ready for PAX!

yukari-x-erwin:

Some Say that he thinks speaking Italian is common knowledge and that he has a friend in Anzio…. all we know is he’s called the Stig

yukari-x-erwin:

Some Say that he thinks speaking Italian is common knowledge and that he has a friend in Anzio…. all we know is he’s called the Stig

brookeeverdeen:

DAD JOKE

octobaba:

acebutt:

- Kekkuloida = to prance around or just hang out naked (yes, the word includes the presumption that you are naked)

- Örveltää = to be really drunk and do whatever you do when you’re really drunk, like crawling in a ditch somewhere on all fours

- Perskärpänen…

cuttlefishgarden:

thecube42:

YOU WOULDNT DOWNLOAD A DRAGON

If I could download a dragon all the cops in the world couldn’t stop me

askmrtorgue:

the-legsecutioner:

askmrtorgue:

borderlands-confessions:

“I don’t understand why Torgue SMG’s aren’t a thing yet. Or Maliwan shotguns for that matter.”

IT WILL BE A COLD DAY IN HELL BEFORE I F*CK WITH ACRONYMS

"MIRV".

THAT IS THE SOUND I MAKE WHILE I’M WAITING FOR IT TO GO OFF
ANY OTHER INTERPRETATION IS IRRELEVANT

askmrtorgue:

the-legsecutioner:

askmrtorgue:

borderlands-confessions:

I don’t understand why Torgue SMG’s aren’t a thing yet. Or Maliwan shotguns for that matter.”

IT WILL BE A COLD DAY IN HELL BEFORE I F*CK WITH ACRONYMS

"MIRV".

THAT IS THE SOUND I MAKE WHILE I’M WAITING FOR IT TO GO OFF

ANY OTHER INTERPRETATION IS IRRELEVANT